Hi Kids! The Thing Under the Red Blanket here…You may remember me from such memorable television shows as “Listen,” the upcoming sequel “Blood-Sucking Revenge of the Thing Under the Red Blanket” (provisional title), and “A Charlie Brown Christmas.”
I want to invite you to one of the scariest things I do all year – KNOTT’S SCARY FARM, featuring super-fun events like Special Ops zombie laser tag, Gunslinger’s Grave, and the Elvira Spectacular, along with bone-chilling experiences like Edgar Allen Poe’s Forevermore Maze, Dominion of the Damned, and Carrot Top*!
And if you’re very (un)lucky, you may turn around and see me standing behind you not saying anything!! That’s some scary night, kids!!
(And if you don’t like it TOO scary, join us for dinner, have fun with laser gun shooting in Special Ops, ride the Witch’s Keep mine train & see the Elvira Show! And shop in the Elvira Boo-tique!)
The special discount price of $60 per person includes:
• 5pm Unlimited Boo-fet & Dessert Dinner & free refills with souvenir cup
• Early Entry admission – Includes 2 shows (incl. Elvira), 10 mazes, 4 Scare zones, and 15 minutes to shoot Zombies!
Parking is $20 for 1 car – So We Will Be Carpooling!
Admission is limited to 20 people, so get your tickets ASAP!
We’ll meet at the front gate at 4:45 pm, then we will walk into the park at 5 pm to go for dinner.
Tickets will be available at several of our upcoming events – The New Member Meet and Greet on September 19, the Weekly Screenings on September 20, 27 and Oct. 4, and the Monthly Meetup on September 24. See Ann Conway for the tickets – Cash Only, Please.
* Carrot Top appearance subject to change.
You can check out all of the Haunted Houses and attractions here: